25 Random Sayings
1. I'm the kinda girl who walks into a chair and apologizes.
2. I'm not crazy my reality is just different from yours.
3. Not only to I fall down stairs, I trip up them as well - now that takes talent.
4. Don't follow in my footsteps I walk into walls.
5. Friends ask why your crying, best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
6. He said I love you, I sneezed and said "Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit".
7. Best friends don't let you do stupid things........alone.
8. A good friend lets you dance with your boyfriend, a best friend yells at him and says "NO SHE'S MINE".
9. Forget about